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कुत्ते हैं तो क्या हुआ..अनुशासित हैं |
what is love?
Question :-What is love and explain in details ? ( 16 marks)Answer:
🔸Arts Student.......
Answer: Love is life.
(marks : 5 out of 16 )
🔸Law Student......
Answer : Love is pain.
( marks : 5 out of 16 )
🔸Commerce Student......
Answer : Love is god
( marks : 5 out of 16 )
Science Student........
Answer :
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- Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated
- TYPES:
1 sided & 2 sided
- AGE:
Usually occurs in teen ages but nowadays can be found in any age
- SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction
- DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile
- TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
or
Mother's Sandal......
(marks 16 out of 16 )
Excellent !!
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NOTE :-
Don't ask Science students ,
They can stretch any thing for 16 marks ! 😂
😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😂😂
Science Rocks.. 😎
मीडिया जगत के मुहावरे
1. सुख की जान दुःख में डालना = मीडिया ज्वाइन करना
2. आ बैल मुझे मार = जूनियर का प्रमोट होना
3. दीवार से सर फोड़ना = सम्पादक को कुछ समझाना
4. चार दिन की चांदनी फिर अँधेरी रात = सैलरी आना
5. आत्महत्या के लिए प्रेरित करना = दूसरों को मीडिया ज्वाइन करने के लिए समझाना
6. दुश्मनी निभाना = साथी को उसकी बीट की सूचना बताना
7. खुद का स्वार्थ देखना = सम्पादक की चापलूसी करना
8. पाप की सजा मिलना = वीकली ऑफ में घर से बुला लेना
9. जिंदगी के मज़े लेना = डेस्क पर जाना
10. ओखली में सिर देना = छुट्टी मांगना
11. खुद को लुटते हुए देखना = खबर मिस होना
12. पैरों तले जमीन खिसकना = अचानक बीट बदल जाना।
Terrible English by PT sir: 😁😁
1) There is no wind in the football.. 😆
2) I talk, he talk, why you middle talk?. 😝
3) You rotate the ground 4 times.. 😳
4) You go and understand the tree. 😳😳
5) I'll give you clap on ur cheeks.. 😓
6) Bring your parents and your mother and especially your father. 😓😓
7) Close the window airforce is coming. 😂
8) I have two daughters and both are girls.. 😂😭
9) Stand in a straight circle.. 😆
10) Don't stand in front of my back 😱😭😭
11) Why Haircut not cut..? 😵😵
12) Don't make noise.. principle is rotating in the corridor 😂😂😂
13) Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I’m here? 😅
14) You talking bad habit 😁
15) Give me a red pen of any colour. 😖😓
16) Can i have some snow in my cold drink? 😭😭
17) Pick the paper and fall into the dustbin. 😜
18) Both of u stand together separately. 😝😝
19) Keep quiet the principal just passed away!! 😂😂😂😂😂....
Dont laugh alone pass it.
